Looks like we got a few newbies in, so guess what time it is?

Yes, it's that time.

Check-up time. Yes, this means everyone. I know you're all thrilled.

Swing by my office, any time of day or night within the next week. Shouldn't take more than a half an hour. And yes, there will be candy.

(Juugo, I'll come by your station, as per usual.)

Beginning of the year physical time!

All employees - researchers, guinea pigs, instructors, everybody - need to make time and schedule an exam with me within the next three weeks. Expect it to take about 45 minutes on average; if you're a real weirdo, plan a little longer. I know there are at least one or two new people I have yet to get my ( Read more... )

My late grandmother used to tan my hide for saying this, but when I was a kid, Christmas kicked Hanukkah's ass. But these days? Six of one, half dozen of the other. Not saying they mean the same things, really, but in the end it all comes down to good feelings toward the rest of humanity. Well. It's supposed too, anyway. Peace and love and ( Read more... )

It's that time of year!

Mandatory flu shots for all employees and residents of the facility. I realize it's a little bit late in the season, but it's not easy modifying the vaccinations to the point where we have something that works reliably for all of you weirdos.

I need everyone to come by my lab within the next week for a shot when you have ( Read more... )

I am going home.

I will be back when I am well.

If I find out that either Naruto or Juugo has put a single toe out of line, there will be Hell to pay.

I would appreciate not hearing from any of you unless it is a dire emergency.

( Private to Asuma )

I'm taking pizza requests for Ino's birthday. The woman of the hour gets first priority, of course, but since I'll be picking up enough for everyone, we'll try to make everyone happy.

Try being the operative word, here. If I say "no" I mean "no."

Yes, that means you, Naruto.Requests so far ( Read more... )

Heads up everyone!

As some of you may have heard, your Head Physician, Dr. Marsh, has been lax in his duties for some time, now, and as of yesterday has been let go. I want to make it clear that, unlike my predecessor, I will be keeping a very close eye on each and every one of you. As those of you who know me from Leaf can attest, I do not miss ( Read more... )